You guys wanted MORE quick and awesome gift ideas for the holidays? Well here they come.
Ok, let’s start with the bad news. You see this Flux Capacitor USB Car Charger? I know, right about now you’re like… AWESOME! But then you order it from Think Geek and it arrives, and you’re like THIS SUCKS! Viciously! Don’t buy it. It’s a piece of junk.
And I’d like to apologize to any of you who bought it before when I first saw it and shared it. THIS is why we don’t normally recommend things until we’ve tried them!
Moving on to the sweet stuff. And when I say sweet, I’m talking about 5 pounds of Gummy Bear! That’s right, for about $30 you can get one giant gummy the size of 1,000 normal gummy bears!
Oh, by the way ALL the links can be found at GeekBeat.TV/Gifts.
Now, in case those giant gummy bears are tainted by some sort of radioactive solution that turns people into zombies, you can pick up a Zombie Apocalypse Survival Kit in a Sardine Can for $9. But be warned. The only weapon in it is a razor blade. So I’m not sure what good that is gonna do you, unless you want to just slit your wrists. Which kinda isn’t actually surviving now is it?
I’d much rather have a Cold Steel Bowie knife! But I digress…
Speaking of things that come in a tin, Cali has been smelling a little… “bacony” lately. I was going to say something, but then I figured out it’s just because she discovered the bacon soap in a tin for $7.
Then, when I went to her house to help her decorate for the holidays and all she had were these $7 bacon ornaments, I thought she was going a little too far to be honest.
Wanna buy someone a robot this year for the holiday season? Well Cali recommends you pick something up from Boston Dynamics.
But personally I think Sphero is a little more… uh, friendly. He’s a little orb that you can control with a cell phone, and as you play with him and get better he can go faster and faster! It’s addictive, and worth every penny of the $130 price tag.
Cali also told me to tell you that if you don’t get a Boston Dynamics death machine, at least get a WowEee MiP robot for $115. Because it’s a robot.
By the way, if you are also a robot freak, for $10 you can get this little robot tea infuser to make your tea. As long as you are OK with submerging your little metal friend in boiling hot water.
Personally, I’d rather spend my $10 on these fake tattoo arm sleeves. They are so cool that even David Foster, who has REAL tattoos, was wearing them! Yeah… $10. For like dozens of them.
Remember, links at Geekbeat.tv/Gifts.
Ok, just a few more for you now, starting with this $25 Minecraft wall torch! Yeah, it’s like an 8-bit pixel LED torch. I mean, its not LIKE one. It is one.
And speaking of light, how about a light up bow tie for $20? You gotta admit, this would really class things up when you’re wearing nothing but your birthday suit.
Finally, while you’re having all this fun handing out gifts to everyone, you might as well use the Polaroid Z2300 to document all that joy by immortalizing the moment in a photo! Take a pic, then print it out as a sticker! Trust me, your friends will love you catching them in all sorts of awkward positions.
So that’s about it for this episode! But remember, from now through Christmas we’re offering a free Geek Beat QuickKey with ANY purchase from our store! So head over to GeekBeat.tv/shop and pick up anything! Even a QuickKey…
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