Transporter Shower Curtain – $49
How about something naked in the transporter? Don’t get too excited. It’s YOU in this Star Trek Transporter shower curtain.
Starfleet Uniform Apron – $25
When you get out of the shower, put on this Starfleet uniform apron. But for God’s sake man – avoid the red ones!
Full-Sized Federation Flag – $30
While you’re wearing it, head outside and unfurl this full-sized federation flag! Just remember, you’re wearing nothing but an apron at this point, so it might be a bit breezy.
Bat’leth Letter Opener – $25
Nothing says, “I check my mail… HARD”, like a Klingon bat’leth letter opener. For $25 it doubles as a Klingon sized toothpick.
Klingon in the Sheets T-Shirt – $27
The “Vulcan in the streets. A Klingon in the sheets.” shirt. It’s ok. Let it sink in.
Death Star Soccer Ball – $80
Take out your aggression towards the empire by kicking around the Death Star Soccer Ball. Just watch out for the planet destroying superlaser when going for a header.
R2-D2 Car Graphic – $18
Have you ever wished you could have R2-D2 ride around with you like he did with Luke? Well, stick him on your car with this vinyl graphic from ThinkGeek!
Star Wars Plush Toys – $10 – $15
Death Star Ice Cube Mold – $10
Speaking of the Death Star. I prefer mine cold. Like my women? Anyway, $10 gets you the ice cube mold to make your own Death Stars.
Han Solo in Carbonite Ice Cube Tray – $12
And Han Solo is such a showoff, he has to have his own “Freeze me in Carbonite” ice cube tray.
Star Wars Hitch Cover – $30 – $40
For $30 – 40 you can put a Star Wars hitch cover on that rolling Death Star you call an SUV. Personally, I prefer Darth Vader so people back off!
Millennium Falcon Windshield Shade – $15
I was thinking about getting this Millennium Falcon windshield shade and taping it permanently in my Land Rover and just cutting little slits in the eyes and driving it around. What’s the worst that could happen?
R2-D2 Nutcracker – $30
The R2-D2 Nutcracker. Only a woman would have put a nutcracker on this list. Is Cali trying to tell me something?
TARDIS Hat and Socks – $20
Yahtzee! Doctor Who Collector’s Edition – $25
Guess WHO? Yahtzee! Doctor Who Collector’s Edition. Actually, I don’t even know what that means.
Monopoly: Doctor Who 50th Anniversary Collector’s Edition – $26
I do know this one though! It’s Monopoly: The Doctor Who 50th Anniversary Collector’s Edition.
TARDIS Mini Fridge – $56
When it’s time for a snack, you can visit the TARDIS mini fridge. Honestly, it’s not bigger on the inside.
Dalek Alarm Clock – $37
And the first item on the entire list that Cali would LOVE! The $37 Dalek Alarm Clock. Because its such a cute little cuddly robot. It would NEVER hurt us!
Sonic Screwdriver TV Remote – $99
Why wouldn’t you get the Sonic Screwdriver TV remote? I’d keep it in my jacket and go to the sports bar and whip it out while people were watching the big game and…
Doctor Who Series 1-7 Limited Edition Blu-ray Giftset – $299
Finally, for the ULTIMATE Doctor Who fan. For the low, low price of $299 you can get the entire Series 1-7 Limited Edition Blu-ray Giftset and prove once and for all that you are a bigger geek than anyone you know.
You can see all our gift suggestions throughout the season at geekbeat.tv/gifts!